You shuffle papers for the big man upstairs, and that’s your life
He makes the money and you do your share, that ain’t right
Yeah, life is so fucked up
I want it all and I won’t stop
Got a dinner date in hell, I’m ordering the flames
With a side of suffering and a helping of pain
Life is a nightmare
Life is a nightmare
High time to get out of here, because
Life is a nightmare
You go to dinner, gonna meet your girl, she ain’t here
You call your buddy, he don’t pick up the phone, well ain’t that weird
It ain’t Shakespeare, baby
Don’t trust nobody, they crazy
I’m so glad Mama made me (No I ain’t!)
Gonna take the whole damn bar to erase me, because
Life is a nightmare
Life is a nightmare
High time to get out of here, because
Life is a nightmare
Somewhere, the angels work
Somewhere, it don’t hurt
And the flowers grow in the winter time
(No they don’t)
Life is a nightmare
Life is a nightmare
High time to get out of here, because
Life is a nightmare