When he goes public he’s shakin' his head
He’s shavin' his legs cause he feels so fair
He’s never been here and he’s never been there
Monkey Bone
He takes the piece (?) from his slide trombone
He plays with himself when he’s all alone
Monkey Bone by the telephone
Monkey Bone
Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone
Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone (Hey)
When he goes public he shaving his legs
He’s doing his hair just right
He makes sure he’s the prettiest one, on this Saturday night
Look at the girls all looking at me
The love me because I am so pretty
I’m the best looking boy in the band
And trombone player in the land.
Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone
Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone
Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone
Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone
He rips off his sleeves, off of his clothes (?)
Unbuttons his shirt, down to his toes
His hair is so long, but where did it go
Monkey Bone
Before you made captain and never believe (?)
Come to a state of monogamy
Monkey Bone please let it be
Monkey Bone
Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone
Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone
(Don't die on me Monkey Bone! Don’t Die!)