You say I’ve been in prison
You say I’ve got a wife
You say I’ve had help doing
Everything throughout my life
It’s not true, it’s not true
I’m telling you
Because I’m up here and you’re nowhere
It’s not true, so there
I haven’t got eleven kids
I weren’t born in Baghdad
I’m not half-Chinese either
And I didn’t kill my dad
If you hear more rumors
You can just forget them too
Fools start the rumors
None of them are true