when morning comes we’ll see who’s left alive
the apocalypse is really bad this time
pile your firewood up high
'cause you don’t wanna die
out there in the cold
with all the poor folks
the apocalypse is really bad this time
I’ve been watchin' armageddon T.V.
and buyin' guns for when they come to get me
I got my generator on
dug a trench in my front lawn
bought a thousand tons of ramen
CHICKEN FLAVOR!
the apocalypse is really bad this time
I bought some batteries from the dollar store
next week I’l goo out and buy some more
dug a well in my back yard
it wasn’t all that hard
I just hope it isn’t poisoned
from all the fragging
the apocalypse is really bad this time
you can say I’m a little nervous you can say I’m filled fear
but we don’t need your government your healthcare or your queers
we’re takin' back the constitution takin' back the whitehouse too
we’re goin' back to the way things were in 1492
duck dynasty for president we’ll start our own nascar
drink beer out of camo cans and kill off the retards
we’re taking back Christmas no tax on cigarettes
we’ll fix everything with duct tape except the national debt
the apocalypse is really bad this time
Just left a show here in Indy with Listener and The Homeless Gospel Choir. First time hearing of Homeless Gospel Choir, and he was wonderful. Got to meet him after the show, and he was incredibly nice.