South America doesn’t exist
And the moon is painted on the sky
Things sometimes fall up, but you never see
And everything you believe is a lie
Dinosaurs were invented by God as a test
And our bodies don’t rot when we die
The hippies are working for the government
And everything you believe is a lie
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Everything you believe is a lie
There are wee tiny dwarves inside your TV
And nobody cares when you cry
Your mother resents you; she wanted a girl
And everything you believe is a lie
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Everything you believe is a lie
It’s been years
But I’ve never loved you
And I never will
Though I’ve tried
We’ll never get married
I’m dating your sister
And everything you believe is a lie
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Everything you believe is a lie