Lyrics
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down
I’m the Merc with a Mouth, they call me Deadpool
Takin' everybody out, I’m from the old school
Do my own damn thing, I don’t follow the rules
I regenerate all my molecules
A little crass, rude and cynical
Knuckle up, punks, let’s get physical
Always itchy on the trigger finger, so I gotta pull it
Poppin' off headshots 'till I’m runnin' out of bullets
Walk the walk and talk the talk
Grab the guns and the swords and I’m ready to rock
With my head held high, middle fingers up
The only thing I give is zero fucks
Go (4x)
Deadpool (Merc with a Mouth)
(Taco Tuesday is my jam)
I’m loadin' up tacos, yes I am
(Hack and slash with full katanas)
Facebashin' chimichangas
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down
I’m the man with the plan, initials DP
With the red suit on, they can’t see me bleed
Unstoppable, there’s no way to kill me
Cut me down and I’m comin' back guaranteed
Big old guns, now I’m bringin' the boom
Hashtag drive-by, then I’m leavin' the room
What they did to my grill is criminal (Francis)
This face isn’t fixable
Trying to mutate was straight-up miserable
I don’t give a fuck, though, now I’m invincible
Tellin' jokes for days, I come correct
You best get out my way or you’re gonna get wrecked
Swingin' like a heavyweight and droppin' everybody
Even though I’m indestructible, I’m still gettin' bloody
When it comes to kickin' ass, ain’t no one above me
I’m a sexy motherfucker and all the ladies love me
Let’s get ridiculous (Dead)
Get up, get out your seat (Pool)
You got me feelin' this and I know you’re feelin' me
Now stop the beat and make the booty drop
(Just call me DJ Hack-A-Lot)
Now drop the bass like a maniac
(Just killin' everybody like a heart attack)
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down
Mess with the ladies, you’re gonna get whooped on
(Put 'em up, put 'em up) Come get some
Illest merc, there is no doubt
Now step up chump, get knocked the fuck out
Immortal and untouchable
Psychopathic and dysfunctional
(Maximum effort) I never stop
Straight kick you in the nuts while I’m wearin' Crocs
(We got a bleeder) Better bring a mop
Like a fish out of water, I’ll just watch you flop
I drop 'em all, round after round
Now hang on for a minute while I’m breakin' it down
With unicorn porn, you know I’m tuggin' it
Knockin' my head to the beat and bumpin' it
Booty in my face (okay, I’m huggin' it)
Twerkin' that ass so fast and lovin' it
Go (4x)
Deadpool (Merc with a Mouth)
Merc with a Mouth