Lyrics
Let’s pwn some noobs
Ahar har har
Pwn some noobs
Meet me in the lobby, go and get your gun
We can 1v1, it will be so fun
On a Friday night, nothing else to do Let’s get together and pwn some noobs
Gamers do it better you can’t deny
Because we respawn when we die
The UAV just came online and
Now there’s nowhere you can hide
Your team, my team, I won’t hesitate
To aim right down the scope and blast your face
Thermal reticle, red dot or iron sights
When I get you in my field of view you better say goodnight
(Say goodnight)
You lag so bad, that’s your excuse
And if I camp I’m «breaking the rules»
And because I killed you I’m «using hacks»
That’s not cheating, that’s knowing the map
I know you’re gonna ragequit
And I know you can’t handle this
And I know you’re gonna ragequit
So hurry up and get it over with
Let’s pwn some noobs
Ahar har har
Pwn some noobs
When I get the shotty it’s time to raid
And if you hide from my guns then I’m throwing grenades
And if you get too close, I’m using a knife
Ginsu your neck from the left to the right
And when I dropshot I am for the knees
Don’t give a goddamn if you wanna prestige
So stop yelling at me through your microphone
You sound like a kid that needs to get owned
Run around the map, spin around looking all confused
Ragequit like a bitch because you’ve got something to prove
(Like that you’re not a virgin)
Online there’s tryhards, retards, and the like
(Lot of friendly people online)
Makin' excuses everytime they die
(My controllers batteries are dead)
You’ve got an HDTV the size of a truck
Bought the best Turtle Beaches and you still suck
Always have to have a reason as to why you lost
«I didn’t have host and he’s got an aimbot»
(Yeah, I got my aimbot at K-Mart. $ 5.99, Bluelight Special)
I know you’re gonna ragequit
And I know you can’t handle this
And I know you’re gonna ragequit
So hurry up and get it over with
Stop it dude, nobody likes a bitch
I didn’t «glitch the map», I didn’t «lagswitch»
I just try to hide, and be accurate
Pwning noobs like you until they ragequit
«How do I dropshot? How do I aim, bro?»
«What's a MOAB? Is it painful?»
«I'm on a death streak. I stole another kill»
«I can hit you sometimes, if you’re standing still»
«I'm as accurate, as a blind guy»
«When I call in Air Support, somehow I die»
«I found a guy standing still, he’s AFK»
«I pull the trigger and I miss his ass anyway»
«My KDR is negative, but I’m not bad»
«I've got MLG written in my gamertag»
Newsflash, here’s some gamer truth
If you can’t spot the noob then the noob is you!
I know you’re gonna ragequit
And I know you can’t handle this
And I know you’re gonna ragequit
So hurry up and get it over with