Lyrics
Swish and Flick
Swish and Flick
This goes out to all my quidditch witches
You’re the witches of the Hogwarts quidditch teams
The subject of many wizards wet dreams
You’re athletic and sexy
You’re fit, you’re fine
So damn hot it should be a crime
You can beat the bludger
You can dodge it too
Score with quaffle and not let it through
You can fly like the wind, capture the snitch
You got mad skills, girl, you’re a hot quidditch witch
You’re a hot witch
Flying high above the pitch
Subjugate the competition
Make 'em your bitch
You’re a hot witch
You’re a hot witch
Flying on your broom
When you walk in the room
All the boys go boom
You’re a hot witch
You’re a hot witch
Known for your talent as well as your looks
You’re not just sporty, you also read books
You’ve got brains and beauty
Power and fame
Recognized by your faces and known by name:
Angelina, Alicia, Demelza and Cho
Katie and Ginny- no Slytherins though ('cause they’re hoes!)
Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker (You can’t front on that)
You’re a hot witch
Flying high above the pitch
Subjugate the competition
Make 'em your bitch
You’re a hot witch
(Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker)
You’re a hot witch
Fortune and fame
They scream your name
When you play the game
You’re a hot witch
(Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker)
You’re a hot witch
You’re a hot witch
Everybody scream
All the boys dream to play on your team
You’re a hot witch
You’re a hot witch
(Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker)
You can dodge the bludger
You can capture the snitch
You can score with the quaffle
You’re a hot quidditch witch
You’re a hot witch
(Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker)
You’re a hot witch
Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker
(Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker)
Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker
(Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker)
Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker
(Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker)
Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker
(Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker)
Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker
(Chasers, beaters, hexing Death Eaters
Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker)