If wizards do it better
Then Death Eaters do it best
'Cause when you get down to it
Evil doesn’t rest
If wizards do it better
Then Death Eaters do it best
They keep it going longer
And put me to the test
I like a man who’s not afraid
To use the killing curse
If you piss him off you might
Leave here in a hearse
I like a guy who’s bold enough
To Crucio his foes
A fella who can make
Bats shoot out of your nose
I like a boy who’s serious
Not to think twice
About using the Imperius
I know it isn’t nice
But if wizards do it better
Then Death Eaters do it best
'Cause when you get down to it
Evil doesn’t rest
If wizards do it better
Then Death Eaters do it best
They keep it going longer
And put me to the test
So do it like a Death Eater
Like a Death Eater
Take me from behind and hit it
Like a quidditch beater
So do it like a Death Eater
Like a Death Eater
Knock me to the ground and
Do it dirty like a quidditch cheater
Do it like a Death Eater
Like a Death Eater
Up against the mirror
Watch me like we’re in a movie theater
Leave on your hood
But take off your mask
I want to see your face
When you tap that as-k me no more questions
I’ll tell you no more lies
Evil attracts women
Like death attracts files
And if wizards do it better
Then Death Eaters do it best
'Cause when you get down to it
Evil doesn’t rest
If wizards do it better
Then Death Eaters do it best
They keep it going longer
And put me to the test
So do it like a Death Eater
Like a Death Eater
Take me from behind and hit it
Like a quidditch beater
So do it like a Death Eater
Like a Death Eater
Knock me to the ground and
Do it dirty like a quidditch cheater
Do it like a Death Eater
Like a Death Eater
Up against the mirror
Watch me like we’re in a movie theater
Voldemort is vile
But Lucius is so luscious
Amicus is wheezy
But Draco is delicious
Peter Pettigrew is creepy
But Severus is sexy
If beggars can’t be choosers
I’ll take the winners with the losers
If wizards do it better
Then Death Eaters do it best
'Cause when you get down to it
Evil doesn’t rest
If wizards do it better
Then Death Eaters do it best
They keep it going longer
And put me to the test
So do it like a Death Eater
Like a Death Eater
Take me from behind and hit it
Like a quidditch beater
So do it like a Death Eater
Like a Death Eater
Knock me to the ground and
Do it dirty like a quidditch cheater
Do it like a Death Eater
Like a Death Eater
Up against the mirror
Watch me like we’re in a movie theater
Do it like a Death Eater
Like a Death Eater
Lie all over me
Like you’re Rita Skeeter