Draco Malfoy
You’ve been a very bad boy
A Deat Eater at sixteen
And now you make the girls scream
Draco Malfoy
You know you make me hot, boy
I want you to deflower me
Like Lavender or Pansy
Draco Malfoy
You could be my boy toy
Play you like Exploding Snap
If I could get down on your lap
I love the way you talk
With your sexy British drawl
I love the way you make your little
House elves crawl
I love your grey eyes
And your white-blonde hair
I love the way you act like you just don’t care
Follow me up to the Astronomy Tower
After we’re done you might need a cold shower
You’re the hottest boy in Slytherin
You make me go wild with your come-hither grin
There are things I want to do but I’m afraid it’s a sin
Let’s play quidditch naked and I’ll even let you win
Draco Malfoy
There’s no need to be so coy
Sadly only Merlin knows
What you’ve got beneath your clothes
Draco Malfoy
Don’t be such a killjoy
Why are you acting like you’re shy
I know you’re not a modest guy
Draco Malfoy
Bad when you’re a good boy
You snitched about some dragon eggs
But can I get between your legs?
Draco Malfoy
You’ve been a very sad boy
You couldn’t kill off Dumbledore
Still l I want you even more
Like the Patronus charm I’ll be your protection
Just as long as you give me affection
You’re so smart people call you a genius
I’ll show you mine if you show me your… Dark Mark
On your left arm
I’ll keep it a secret
Like a Fidelius Charm
Although you can’t catch the snitch
You can’t deny you’re filthy rich
So long as you let me scratch that itch
I’ll be your most devoted witch
Draco Malfoy
You’ve been a rather foul boy
There ain’t no one you wouldn’t hex
And that makes me just want your sex