A Tuesday afternoon and I’m gettin the feelin'
Been working hard all day and it’s quittin' time
I’m callin' up the boys cause it’s time to make some fuckin' noise
'Cause times is tough and they’re only gettin' tougher
So give me salvation in a bottle
Gonna get my drink on, gotta do this thing up right
Head to the liquor store, and soon I’ll be hittin' the floor
But that don’t mean my night’s even close to over
'Cause I’m gettin' fucked up tonight
I’m going down to see some city lights
Try to get one more, before they throw me out the door
But please don’t send me home before I’ve had my fill
It’s Old Crow time again, you know it always wins
Hangin' out at home, no reason to roam
Sippin on some wine, get to feelin' fine
Moving on to whiskey, it starts to get risky
When I hear a knock at the door
All hell breaks loose and shakes me to the core
So c’mon, c’mon, c’mon
And let’s start the party
Everyone’s invited… let's get it on!
The man’s coming after me
So wasted I can barely see
Only had one thing to say when he asked my name…