Once I was a pirate
a bold and savage pirate
I flew the skull and crossbones
and stamped upon the deck.
Once I was a camel
a handsome sort of camel
with princesses aboard me
and jewels around my neck
Once I was a dancer
And once a necromancer
I even was a Viking
With helmet on my head
I might have been a parrot
A gay Brazilian parrot
If someone hadn’t wakened me
And pulled me out of bed