Starting off my day
With some rise and grind
Got my coffee mug
The Starbucks kind
Imma put it on my snap story
If ya don’t mind
Better listen up
You don’t want to fall behind
I’m dishing out the lecture
Shut up and listen
Take her to the hop
She don’t know what she missing
They told me to
Turn down all the teeny-bop
Chuck up the Mahalo
They came to a full stop
Please
You can’t stop my flow
You can’t put out the fire
So your ass gotta go
Put her in the Tesla
Pedal to the floor
Watch her be amazed
Now she wants more
Off to the meet and greet
Before the big dance
King Nobody and I are
Wearing matching pants
Cooking steaks on the loveseat
Gotta feed the fam
When we take over
Everyone will say «DAMN.»
We’ve got a situation
In the dance hall
We are on the scene
And now we’re gonna ball
Got the women looking at us
With hearts in their eyes
Gonna break them all
When we say goodbye
We’ve got a situation
Sock hop and drop
To the floor with ya
That’s who we’re gonna mop
Getting all dressed
While she waits for my call
Take her to the top
And we’ll have us a ball
We’ll have us a ball
A double backflip
Straight into the Grand Canyon
I’m Van Denton
While you suckers panhandling
Off the top
Rope em' dope
No discussion, cousin
So clean I scored a 10
From the Russian judges
Been laying low
But ya know the flow
Was extra crispy
I bet ya miss me
When I spit it
Like it’s extra lispy
Catch me court side
Drinking Mr. Misty
Float like a butterfly
And fight like I’m Michael Bisping
I’m trying to cop
The Four Loko sponsorship
Now ponder this
Is there any rapper’s
Drop as hot as this
Common sense says
That I could probably
Top the modern hits
Then conquer lava pits
And zoom off
In the Honda Civic
Uh, I wouldn’t hit it
If she let me
Crazy eyes so the bitches
Think I’m (super semi?)
Rolled up louder than a hemi
When I came here
Crazy losing Prince and David Bowie
In the same year
We’ll have us a ball