Terrorist Sam you know he’s a hoodlum
He’s on the run from the local solution
Eating cakes in the Rochester Tea Rooms
On the streets tonight
Suicide Pat you know she’s a real trooper
She’s got a gun and she knows how to use it
Getting rich and buying Peruvian
On the streets tonight
Sammy and Patty well they did some cruising
They fell in love and things got confusing
Little Daddy’s gonna pay for the honeymoon
On the streets tonight
Oh how we laughed
The Priest and all the guests they clapped
Then the Bride grabs the mike
Stick another bullet in the cake while you’re eating
You’re all phonies and you know you’ve been cheated
Sweet dreams honey I’m leaving
On the streets tonight
I’m on the streets tonight