Well, I went to university and I read a book or two
I can lard any conversation with quotes by Sartre or Camus
But being Simone de Beauvoir doesn’t get you very far
In spite of all the things you know
You’re better off Brigitte Bardot
'Cause no matter how intelligent you are
They can’t see that from the other side of the bar
Guess my entire education is in vain
'Cause guys don’t fall
Guys don’t fall
Guys don’t fall for brain
Guys don’t fall
Guys don’t fall
Guys don’t fall for brain
So then I think: I’ll be a rock star
If I start playing in a band
Artistic attraction should increase my chances on a one night stand
So then, I start to sing this song
Ask my girlfriends to sing along
But was it that good an idea
A band prettier than me
It doesn’t matter that I wrote every single song in this set
I’m not blond and I’m not blue-eyed
And let’s face it: I am fat
No matter how poetic I might describe my existential pain
Still guys don’t fall
Guys don’t fall
Guys don’t fall for brain
Guys don’t fall
Guys don’t fall
Guys don’t fall for brain
So then, I wear a skirt too short and put some plaster on my face
What’s a girl gotta do to prevent the extinction of the human race
Apparently, I look interesting when I sit at the bar and I don’t say a thing
This guy comes talking to me
Saying he knows me from TV.
But when we get it on, it suddenly occurs to me
Why on earth would I want a guy like that riding me
He’s thinking he’s the captain but he’s just making me seasick
You know, girls don’t fall
Girls don’t fall
Girls don’t fall for dick
Girls don’t fall
Girls don’t fall
Girls don’t fall for dick
The question is, if boys and girls are incompatible
How come the human race even exists at all
Why do we stand each other anyway
The answer is love
And I hope I’ll find it someday
The answer is love
And I hope I’ll find it someday