I try to be a person
Responsible and good
A beacon of morality throughout my neighborhood
Social embarrasment has got the best of me
I think I think too much about what people think of me
But sometimes …
I just loose it
Sometimes I have to do something incredibly stupid
Oh I’m afraid I was very drunk again last night
I am afraid I did several things that were not too bright
For everybody to be seen
I kissed a guy of seventeen
I mean, that’s illegal, right?
Oh I’m afraid I was drunk again last night
Then in the midday as I wake
I feel embarrassed as can be
When everything I did slowly comes back to my memory
You might say: well, you had fun
So nothing to feel sorry for
That’s because you haven’t found out yet
That I puked on your floor
Oh I’m afraid I was very drunk again last night
I’m afraid I did several things that were not quite alright
When everybody could see me
I peed on public property
Right under a street light
Oh, I’m afraid I was drunk again last night
Oh oh oh alcohol
Oh oh oh alcohol
I bumped into the wall
Oh oh oh alcohol
Oh oh oh alcohol
Oh oh oh alcohol
Right on the ground I fall
Oh oh oh alcohol
Oh oh oh alcohol
Oh oh oh alcohol
Where’s my remote control
Oh oh oh alcohol
Oh oh oh alcohol
Oh oh oh alcohol
I hope I won’t recall
Oh oh oh alcohol
Oh I’m afraid I was very drunk again last night
I’am afraid I did several things that were not too bright
From now on I’ll behave alright
I’ll be self-disciplined and quite well-manered, gracious and polite
And forget that I was drunk again last night
Somebody digg me a hole where I can hide