Growin' up I remember one year
My uncle Titus had a bright idear (oh yeah)
He’s gonna bottle up his own brew
Figured he could make a million or two
Taste wasn’t gonna be his claim to fame (aww naw)
What he was bankin' on was all in the name
Yeah
Titty’s Titty’s Titty’s Beer
Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear
Whether you’re from the country or the big ol' city
One things for sure everybody loves Titty’s
He had his marketing plan worked up
He’s gonna sell 'em all in big ol' jugs (ha ha ha ha)
He wouldn’t package 'em in a six pack
He’s gonna sell 'em by the pair and call it a rack
And he was sure it was the next big thing (aww yeah)
With Dolly Parton in his ad campaign
Selling
Titty’s Titty’s Titty’s Beer
Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear
Whether you’re from the country or the big ol' city
One things for sure everybody loves Titty’s
Happy hour, two for one (aww yeah baby)
Talkin' 'bout a beer buzz, ooh son
After work, at the ball game, or shootin' the bull
Any time’s the right time for a big ole hand full of
Titty’s Titty’s Titty’s Beer
Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear
Whether you’re from the country or the big ol' city
One things for sure everybody loves Titty’s
One things for sure everybody loves Titty’s
When you work real hard and your day’s gone shitty
Man what could be better than a big mouth full of Titty’s (ha ha ha ha)
Ah yeah give me a rack baby
Make that a couple
Ah bring some more of those Titty’s over here to me baby
I wonder if you make them in little bottles is that itty bitty Titty’s