Hey how did everybody get in my room
It’s saturday another perfect day
Till i hit the boardwalk
Headed towards the pier'
Your fucking gay/fuck you outta my way
50,000 jackoffs
All on rollerblades
Greased up dolphin shorts/wrist guards so it won’t hurt
Your mediocre girlfriend
Hits a parked car yea
Until the day/you learn to surf or skate
College jack o faggot
Sportin oakley shades
All on rollerblades
Crash helmets to be safe
All on rollerblades yea
Crash helmets to be safe
Whoopie its fun to skate/i'll do a figure 8
Watch me do a circle
Going backwards down the stairs
Oh gee this is fun/looks like i better run
I4 guys on skateboards
Wanna ollie off my head yea
This sport is so extreme/you roller disco queens
Goin to do the hustle
At the roller wonderland yea
She blades to shrink her thighs/so she can justify
2 all beef patties special sauce letuce cheese
Pickles onions on a sesame seed bun yea
Neat neat i really think its neat
I’m stealing every trick from every
Skateboarder i meet
Neat neat i really think its neat
You stupid faggot roller bladers
Roller wonderland
Cum guzzlin fruit cake
I hope you break your hands
Roller wonderland
Cum guzzlin fruit cake
I hope you break your fucking neck