Well, 5:30 pm rolls around, there’s a lil ol’joint outside of town
Only got time for just a couple of beers
And a jukebox song ringin in my ears
The next thing you know the bartenders pouring, shots are flowin,
Got me stone man
All i really know is that i should be goin
But I’m soakin up the moment
And I’m all jacked up (all jacked up)
I’m all jacked up (all jacked up)
Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much
One thing i’ve learned when you get tore up Time sure flies when you’re all jacked up It was gettin mighty close to 9 o’clock
What the hell i’ll have one more shot
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I might of must of gone a lil too far
Cause a big ol’girl walked outta the blue
Ten foot two with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it comin i deserved it too
Cause I was all jacked up (all jacked up)
All jacked up (all jacked up)
Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much
One thing i’ve learned when you get tore up, don’t start no stuff when you’re
all jacked up Don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here
That’s what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my god it’s 2 o’clock
I can’t find my keys and my truck’s locked
So i grab a tire tool and i broke my window, hurt my elbow, got me in though
2 Foot later backed into the light pole
All the town folk got a good show
All jacked up (all jacked up)
All jacked up (all jacked up)
Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much
One thing i’ve learned when you get tore up Don’t drive your truck when you’re all jacked up Jacked up (all jacked up)
(All jacked up)
WOOOOO
One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up, don’t start no stuff when your all
jacked up One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Don’t drive your car
don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell i wouldn’t even tell anybody where you are
When your all jacked up
(all jacked up)
All jacked up Yeah