Oh Alberta, don’t you cry, listen to me, it’ll be alright, uh huh oh yeah
Don’t hate Saskatchewan, never meant no harm to anyone
Manitoba, don’t you know you’re out where you won’t make it home
Back to Ontario
Up in the Yukon, I hit that bong, and then I turned up the stereo
Thought about Ontario
P.E.I, Potato
P.E.I, Potato
Down In Newfoundland, started a band and we played late into the night
Drank 'till sunlight
Son, go get it done on the right side
Ontario, that’s where I’m going, and I’ll sing it
Son, go get it done on the right side
Ontario, that’s where I’m from, and I’ll sing it
Oh Alberta, don’t you cry, listen to me, it’ll be alright, uh huh oh yeah
Don’t hate Saskatchewan, never meant no harm to anyone
North Dakota, don’t you that you don’t belong in this song
Where did we go wrong?