Know doubt you can remember grandma’s passing. That tragic mournful tail so
often sung
The prime suspect is one of Santa’s reindeer in the worlds most famous case of
hit and run
One day wile grieving grandpa watched the TV
He heard some advertising lawyers swear they’d win a multimillion dollar
settlement and make his loss much easier to bier
Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants offa Santa that’s what grandpa’s gonna do.
Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa. Cause grandma would have wanted him
to
Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa. He knows the law is on his side.
Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa. Santa’s going for a ride
Yesterday the judge arranged the reindeer. Rudolph was the first to take the
stand. They asked him for the truth about old Santa Rudy said he’s just a fat
and jolly man
Now Santa is before the prosecution, he looks a little thinner on the stand.
And if they take away his flying license there won’t be any Christmas in the
land
Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa that’s what grandpas gonna do
Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa. Cause grandma would have wanted him to
Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants offa Santa. He thinks the law is on his side
Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa. Santa’s going for a ride
Now Santa and the reindeer wait for the vertices. Delivered by a jury of their
peers
Six fat men with long and flowing whiskers, and half a dozen poker faced
reindeers
Now grandpa gets a TV for his suffering. And Santa is declaring bankruptcy,
but listen closely and you’ll hear the lawyers singing jingle bells as they
collect their fee
Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa that’s what grandpas gonna do grandpas
gonna sue the pants offa Santa cause grandma would have wanted him to
Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa he thought the law was on his side.
Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa
Santa’s going for a ride and grandpas riding by his side cause the lawyers took
him for a ride