Jean-Michel stand by the statue
I wanna take a a photograph
Over there, by the McDonalds
After September when you’re back at school
It’s gonna make your friends all laugh
Jean-Michel let’s do some shopping
You’ve got a list a metre long
It will be fun just to watch you
Look through the records and the compact discs
To find a remix of your favourite song
Look through the records and the compact discs
To find a remix of your favourite song
Jean-Michel, Jean-Michel
What do you want to do now?
Jean-Michel, Jean-Michel
Where do you want to show?
Jean-Michel, Jean-Michel
What do you think you’re doing?
Jean-Michel stop, Jean-Michel stop
Jean-Michel stop, Jean-Michel stop
Jean-Michel stop, Jean-Michel stop
Jean-Michel stop, Jean-Michel stop…
Jean-Michel, what was I thinking?
I’ll be so happy when the summer ends
It was one thing when you said that
the girls were ugly and the wine was bad
But now you’re making fun of all my friends