«The hallway.»
«On every stair.»
«We tapped that Ass»
«all over this house. "
«Sometimes him,»
«sometimes me.»
«Though never»
«simultaneously.»
«But one of us»
«was hittin' it usually.»
«We tapped that Ass»
«all over this house. ««You'll never escape us»
«Because we live in your head!»
«Just two swell dudes»
«that you screwed…»
«Here!»
«And there!
«And here!»
«And there!»
«And occasionally»
«in your bed!»
That bed is really uncomfortable!
Right? It’s like a prison cot!
«On the stove.»
«Over the sink.»
«And sort of in the fridge»
«one time I think.»
«And then we hit»
«the back patio!»
«That's where we hit you’re»
«back pati…»
OHHHH!
«We tapped that Ass»
«all over this house!»
«How many times»
«did we tap that behind?»
«Well, lets estimate!»
«On an average day»
«I would have to say»
«mmm… 5, 6, 7, 8! "
What… too cheeky?
Hey, does this ring a bell?
A little to the left.
Oh, okay now, a little to the right.
A little to the left.
Oh, oh, oh wait!
Back to the left!
Oh, oh, right there, right there!
Wait no!
You’re doing it wrong!
I’ll do it myself!
Barkeep… what’s on tap?
It’s me, it’s my ass.
Ooh! Sounds refreshing!
«On the table you were»
«willing and able!»
«On the ottoman»
«you took a lot of man!»
«And in the safe in the closet»
«I made a deposit!»
«I also tapped that Ass»
«all over this house!»
Let’s wrap this up with a big finish!
But where should we finish?
Please, not on my chest!
No, you’ll scratch it!
«On the accent wall!»
«On the bathroom floor!»
«You didn’t care where…»
«You just wanted more!»
«How much tapping»
«could one ass endure?»
«We tapped that ass…»
«We tapped that ass…»
«We tapped that ass…»
«All over this house!»