Come here! Hey you!
I’ll tell you my sexy pee story, one time:
I was walking home that night
I heard her voice, she said…
So I went up to her house, scratched on the brown door
She let me in
It was dark, I saw her eyes
I felt a cold wind blow
She said, «Sit your ass down»
«We'll make us some weather — do it now!»
She squats over me, lifts up her dress
Then she goes like this…
Now I told you my sexy pee story, you can go!