Never want to be that guy they talk about
The dude at the party playing Wonderwall no doubt
He’s bringing all the people to the party you don’t know
Starting shit and making everybody want to go home
I don’t want to be that guy at all
Everybody knows that guy who won’t use his blinker
Not much of a freethinker
Makes you feel like shit just to make himself feel better
Gets a bit too drunk, ruins all the fun
Everybody knows that guy cause he’s the one who
Spills his beer on ya while you’re trying to watch the band
Gropes all the girls while they’re crowd surfing
Sings along even though he doesn’t know the words
Everybody knows that guy cause he’s the worst
I don’t want to be that guy at all
Everybody knows that guy who won’t use his blinker
Not much of a freethinker
Makes you feel like shit just to make himself feel better
Gets a bit too drunk, ruins all the fun
Everybody knows that guy cause he’s the one who