Buck69 - Ugly Teacher Blues download mp3

Lyrics

I’m up in the morning and it’s not even day
Pack up my belongings and I’m on my way
Second bell rings for the first period class
I go into the corner so I won’t be harassed
I wish that I could be hot for teacher too
Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues
Ugly teacher blues
She’s big and smelly with a red hairy mole
Coke bottle glasses and eyes black as coal
Short little legs waddles when she walks
Like fingernails on a chalk board when she talks
I wish that I could be hot for teacher too
Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues
Ugly teacher blues
Yeah summers almost over
Only a few good days left
And I’m stuck here in the corner
With the ugliest teacher that I ever met
Well it’s the same old crap just a different day
I keep telling myself it’s gonna' be okay
But I can’t study I can’t concentrate
She gave me detention for one minute late
I wish that I could be hot for teacher too
Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues
Ugly teacher blues
I stare at the clock but the hands don’t move
Somebody please tell me what’s a poor boy to do
With these ugly teacher blues