I just showed up to check out the show
To see the fake smile on your painted lips
You look so tired up there, shakin' around
You know I’m just here to bring you down
I know you never loved me, how could you care?
Did you ever wonder why I stopped coming here? You’re a Happy homewrecker
Go ahead and break one for me Happy homewrecker
Turn around and fake it for me I just showed up to rattle your bones
To pay my respects with one last tip
So you exposed me for all of my sins
You don’t know where the stage ends, and where it begins
Such a good actress, you could be a star
As long as no one finds out who you really are! You’re a Happy homewrecker
Go ahead and break one for me Happy homewrecker
Turn around and fake it for me A checkered past was what we went through
Should have known better than to mess with you
A checkered past was what we went through
Should have known better than to mess up with you
Happy homewrecker
Go ahead and break one for me Happy homewrecker
Turn around and fake it for me Happy homewrecker
Come around and take it from me Happy homewrecker
Turn around and fake it for me… me!