If I were a Caribou, I’d be sure to carry you
I wish I was as tall as General Sherman
Then I might be able to protect and provide for you, sometimes
Monkeys eat berries and lions eat monkeys
People shoot lions for fur and for fun
Deal with it
This is, this is it
This is where I keep my mouth shut
Come with us if you are carnivorous
This is an issue
It’s not too late
We can forgive you
It cannot all
It cannot always
Be left to fate
Guess where this came from
That’s right
It’s the lion’s den
It’s the old goose again
Murder!
Meat is murder
(This is their war cry and you’ve heard it a thousand times.)
This is an issue
It’s not too late
We can forgive you
Give in
Fuck it
Why d’you even bother?
It’s not like they’ve got feelings